Tracklist

• 1
  Global Warming Upsets Me So Much!
  1:07 min
• 2
  Sometimes I Can't Stop Eating Because Food Is Yummy
  1:59 min
• 3
  Don't Do LSD
  1:24 min
• 4
  Don't Drive Drunk
  1:42 min
• 5
  I Wish I Were Super Famous
  1:47 min
• 6
  My Fans Call Me On the Phone a Lot
  2:49 min
• 7
  Don't Say Bad Words, Ever!
  1:14 min
• 8
  Always Tell the Truth
  1:05 min
• 9
  Look Both Ways Before Crossing the Street
  1:28 min
• 10
  I am Very Deep and Poetic, Don't You Think?
  1:35 min
• 11
  I Wonder What Celebrities Think of Me...
  1:50 min
• 12
  Be Optimistic All the Time!
  1:48 min
• 13
  Don't Do Drugs!
  1:27 min
• 14
  Respect Authority and Police Officers
  1:50 min
• 15
  Queen City Cupcakes (Are So Yummy)
  1:12 min
• 16
  A Song About Marci
  2:29 min
• 17
  A Song About Alex from NH
  1:11 min
• 18
  Hey Natalie! Your Husband, Dan, Thinks You're Wicked Hot!
  1:11 min
• 19
  Borris the Russian
  0:54 min
• 20
  Tiara, Laine and Summer
  1:33 min
• 21
  It's OK If You Poop / Pee Your Pants Sometimes. Don't Feel Bad
  1:20 min
• 22
  Be Nice to Everyone All the Time
  1:08 min
• 23
  Why Do I Always Slip Into a Fake Italian Accent?
  2:20 min
• 24
  Don't Make Fun of People!
  0:57 min
• 25
  Max Hodges
  1:18 min
• 26
  Shevonne Sullivan
  1:45 min
• 27
  How to Make Money
  1:43 min
• 28
  How to Get Over Someone When Your Heart Is Broken
  1:10 min
• 29
  Reasons Why You Have No Friends (Tough Love)
  1:55 min
• 30
  Lots of Bad Men Lie to Women
  1:33 min
• 31
  Where to Propose to Your Girlfriend
  2:12 min
• 32
  The Best Cure for a Stuffy Nose
  1:26 min
• 33
  Don't Give Bad People More than One or Two Chances
  2:15 min
• 34
  Don't Spend Time With Bad People
  2:04 min
• 35
  Always Do the Right Thing
  1:11 min
• 36
  Save Your Money
  1:53 min
• 37
  Floss Daily!
  1:09 min
• 38
  Don't Give In to Peer Pressure
  1:37 min
• 39
  Always Be Early for Stuff
  1:45 min
• 40
  Why Do Artists Gotta Be Weird and Stuff?
  2:19 min
• 41
  Change Your Oil Every 3000 Miles
  1:16 min
• 42
  An Athlete's Career is Brutally Short
  1:20 min
• 43
  The Zombie Walk Song!
  1:42 min
• 44
  The Maggie Song!
  0:57 min
• 45
  The Holly Song!
  1:26 min
• 46
  The Kate Song!
  1:31 min
• 47
  The Jamie Song!
  2:03 min
• 48
  What Kind of Dog Should I Get?
  1:14 min
• 49
  Great Ways to Lose Weight
  1:54 min
• 50
  Always Obey the Speed Limit
  1:42 min
• 51
  Sometimes I Feel Like Such a Hack
  1:27 min
• 52
  Don't Smoke Cigarettes
  1:38 min
• 53
  Get out into Nature. Mother Nature is Good For You.
  1:44 min
• 54
  Learn to Play a Musical Instrument
  1:50 min
• 55
  I Like to Play Basketball
  1:42 min
• 56
  Public Parks Are Nice Places to Hang Out
  2:55 min
• 57
  I Know How to Tie a Tie
  1:03 min
• 58
  I Love Ice Cream Cake
  1:56 min
• 59
  Don't Pierce Your Face
  1:17 min
• 60
  Don't Live With Your Significant Other Before Marriage
  1:36 min
• 61
  Don't Get a Divorce
  1:56 min
• 62
  I Love to Go to the Movies (Even by Myself!)
  1:27 min
• 63
  How to Avoid Stinky Shoes / Sneakers
  1:57 min
• 64
  Nothing Good Happens After Midnight. Go Home!
  2:01 min
• 65
  Don't Play Music So Loud. It Hurts Your Ears
  1:03 min
• 66
  Don't Eat Too Much Candy
  1:04 min
• 67
  Be a Good, Decent Human Being
  1:39 min
• 68
  Sometimes I Get Sleepy When I Should Be Productive.
  1:26 min
• 69
  I Love Chocolate Milk!
  1:27 min
• 70
  I Want to Make Tons of Money from These Songs. Buy them, Please
  1:27 min
• 71
  I Look Good In a Shirt and Tie
  1:14 min
• 72
  The 1920s Were a Great Decade
  1:10 min
• 73
  The 1930s Were a Great Decade
  1:44 min
• 74
  The 1940s Were a Great Decade
  0:52 min
• 75
  The 1950s Were a Great Decade
  0:51 min
• 76
  The 1960s Were a Great Decade
  2:12 min
• 77
  The 1970s Were a Great Decade
  1:29 min
• 78
  The 1980s Were a Great Decade
  1:19 min
• 79
  The 1990s Were a Great Decade
  1:23 min
• 80
  The 2000s Were a Great Decade
  1:01 min
• 81
  Why Would Anyone Hate the USA? It's Great!
  1:47 min
• 82
  I Get So Nervous At Parties. I Don't Know What Do Say
  2:14 min
• 83
  Planting a Garden Is a Lot of Fun
  1:23 min
• 84
  Don't Be a Gang Member
  2:20 min
• 85
  Listen to Your Teachers
  1:12 min
• 86
  College Is Good
  2:03 min
• 87
  Listen to Your Principal
  1:22 min
• 88
  Use Deodorant to Prevent Stinky Armpits
  1:31 min
• 89
  Take Lots of Pictures
  1:02 min
• 90
  Sometimes I Get Sad
  1:30 min
• 91
  Oh Humanity, Sometimes You Make Me So Mad!
  1:19 min
• 92
  I Like to Go On Long Walks
  1:20 min
• 93
  Don't Get a Tattoo!
  1:54 min
• 94
  Don't Do Cocaine
  1:21 min
• 95
  Don't Do Marijuana
  1:44 min
• 96
  Don't Take Prescription Pills That Aren't Prescribed to You
  1:57 min