Tracklist

• 1
  I'm Gonna Procreate
  4:25 min
• 2
  Great Idea for a Song
  3:26 min
• 3
  If Gregg Yeti Doesn't Rejoin the Flashing Astonishers I'm Going
  1:25 min
• 4
  Archie Got an STD
  2:12 min
• 5
  Ode to Ziploc the African Albino Claw-Footed Water Frog
  1:10 min
• 6
  Let's Make Fun of the Amish
  1:36 min
• 7
  Eat Here and Die
  3:04 min
• 8
  Sonata for Piano and Moron In C Major
  0:20 min
• 9
  Getting Shot In the Face Sucks
  0:30 min
• 10
  Raisins In Disguise/Iguana
  0:07 min
• 11
  Calculator In My Bum
  0:18 min
• 12
  Broom Broom Broom
  0:05 min
• 13
  Find the Dead Wingless Legless Fly In Your Box of Raisins
  0:19 min
• 14
  Lice and Rice
  0:04 min
• 15
  The Face of a Child
  0:15 min
• 16
  Thank You
  0:08 min
• 17
  Smell My Nipple, Win a Prize
  0:07 min
• 18
  Dead Tacos
  0:10 min
• 19
  Why Do the Elderly Growl At Cucumbers?
  0:41 min
• 20
  Salmon In Disguise
  0:04 min
• 21
  Yak Aquarium
  0:08 min
• 22
  Toasterama
  0:05 min
• 23
  Wookiee Weeniee
  0:17 min
• 24
  Sorry, We're No Longer Buying Lizard Shit
  0:34 min
• 25
  My Wife
  2:33 min
• 26
  J.R.O. (Intro)
  1:48 min
• 27
  J.R.O.
  1:43 min
• 28
  (I Wanna Wipe) A Booger On Dan (Rather)
  0:47 min
• 29
  Eskimo Pie Is Not Pie and Contains Very Little Eskimo
  2:37 min
• 30
  Strap-On Brain
  5:08 min
• 31
  Coffee (2003 Grind)
  5:01 min
• 32
  Bonus Track #1
  0:36 min
• 33
  Bonus Track #2
  0:27 min
• 34
  Bonus Track #3
  0:11 min
• 35
  Bonus Track #4
  5:49 min