Tracklist

• 1
  Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire Home
  2:07 min
• 2
  Texas Man Abducted by Aliens for Outer Space Joy Ride
  2:36 min
• 3
  National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor to Name New Wrestling Holds
  2:33 min
• 4
  Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled to Play Newborn Baby in High School Play
  1:38 min
• 5
  Three-Year-Old Genius Graduates High School at Top of Her Class
  1:17 min
• 6
  Embarrassed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage Stamp
  2:48 min
• 7
  Principal Punishes Students with Bad Impressions and Tired Jokes
  1:24 min
• 8
  Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely of Cheese
  1:50 min
• 9
  X-Ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient
  0:49 min
• 10
  Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #2
  1:00 min
• 11
  Retired Woman Starts New Career in Monkey Fashions
  1:35 min
• 12
  Circus Strongman Runs for PTA President
  3:19 min
• 13
  High School Shop Class Constructs Bicycle Built for 26
  1:31 min
• 14
  Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #1
  1:21 min
• 15
  Ohio Town Saved from Killer Bees by Hungry Vampire Bats
  2:26 min
• 16
  Nevada Man Invents Piano with 21 Extra Keys
  1:09 min
• 17
  Clever Chemist Makes Chewing Gum from Soap
  1:59 min
• 18
  Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game
  1:34 min
• 19
  Ingenious Scientist Invents Car of the Future
  1:28 min
• 20
  Car Gears Stick in Reverse, Daring Driver Crosses Town Backwards
  1:48 min
• 21
  Shocking Fashion Statement Terrorizes Town
  1:56 min
• 22
  Feisty Millionaire Fills Potholes with Hundred-Dollar Bills
  2:43 min