The DJ's
Nic
Sunday: 12:00 PM - 6:00 PM
You meet Rick Astley in a dark alleyway, what do you do?
In all honesty...I would thank the man. "Thank you Rick", perhaps I could be heard to say. "Thank you for helping me realize what really crappy music is. Your horrible songs helped shape me as a man, a music fan and a human being. You have made me what I am today."
I would then sucker-punch him in the stomach and run like the dickens.
You have the choice between spending the day at
Strip Club. Because my love for nearly naked women far outweighs my embarrassment of being without a shirt.
You are stuck on an island what three items do you need to survive?
1) Mountain Dew. I need my caffeine and coffee just won't cut it.
2) My Huge TV. I spent good money on it, and I don't care if I am on an island...it's coming with me.
3) Pictures of Jessica Alba. Come on, what else is going to give me the will to live?
In 5 years what do you hope to be doing?
About 10 sit-ups a day. Don't bet on it though.
OK, now rep yo city!
What is your Hobo name?
Greasy McHotpants. Hell, you can call me that now...I don't mind.
If you could get lit up with any historical figure who would it be?
John F. Kennedy.
1) Dude could party, we know that.
2) I bet he has some stories to tell.
What’s the one question we shouldn’t ask you?
What's wrong with your face?
Top 5:
Bands:
1. Tenacious D
2. System Of A Down
3. White Stripes
4. Foo Fighters
5. Talking Heads
Movies:
1. The Shawshank Redemption
2. Fight Club
3. Pulp Fiction
4. The Big Lebowski
5. Rushmore
T.V. Shows:
1. Mystery Science Theatre 3000
2. House
3. 30 Rock
4. Family Guy
5. Anything on TLC involving "Little People"
Mulligan's...
What are your hobbies?
Movies, Sports, Bum Fights
Favorite tall building?
The Boise IMAX Theatre.
What where you doing on August 12th, 2004?
That day? Why, that was the day I discovered the meaning of love and sacrifice. I was walking down the road, when I came upon a wounded bird. It was obvious that it couldn't fly. It must have been hit by a car, or perhaps flew into something at an incredible rate. Regardless, it was barely alive and clearly needed my help. What could I do? I had to pick it up and take it back to the cabin in which I was staying. Over the next 12 hours, on that fateful day, August 12, 2004...I nursed that bird back to health, even giving it a name. I called him "Jacob The Bird". We shared many a story that day, but finally, I realized that I had to let him go. So once Jacob was well enough to stand on his own, I released him back into the wild. It was only then that I realized, that I was truly releasing myself into the wild and allowing Nic to become the best Nic he could be...
I'm just kidding; I was probably hung over or something.
In the event that the world goes into an apocalyptic melt down, how do you plan to survive?
By living underground. Forming a team of young, spirited freedom fighters. Planning our attack to re-gain power and take over the surface world. We will create a society of super-humans that will never again fall victim to the destruction that once ruled this Earth. Pretty cool huh? That was totally off the top of my head.
Was Jules Verne a time traveler or just very intuitive about the future?
For once in my life I am going to take the high road and say...I have no idea who Jules Verne is.
And finally:
Chuck Norris or Keith Hernandez? Explain.
Hmmm...that's like beard vs. moustache. I'm going to take the beard and go with Chuck Norris. Dude knows karate, that is pretty sweet. Plus he made the most enjoyable bad television show ever...Walker Texas Ranger. I dare you to sit through an hour of that and not laugh. I dare you!!!
Bonus points to Chaz for being in a Mountain Dew commercial.
