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  • Internet Searching, Rock Vegas and Fantasy Football

    Here’s what you missed on Monday’s show:

  • Street Names, Life Lessons and Jay Roach

    Here's what you missed on Friday's show:

  • Bad Parenting, DVDumbass, and Rock The Mountain

    Here's what you missed on Wednesday's show:

  • Knock Knock, Night Fire Nationals, and Fozzy

    Here’s what you missed on Tuesday’s show:

  • We Landed On Mars, Packer Punch and Hardcore Pawn

    Here’s what you missed on Monday’s show:

  • Pee Pee, Life Lessons and Jamie Varner

    Here’s what happened on Friday’s show:

  • Smartphone Apps, Lubed @ Walmart & Thomas Jane

    Here’s what you missed on Thursday’s show:

  • Xbox Fire Starter, ATM Review & Broken Lizard

    Here’s what you missed on Wednesday’s show:

  • Breaking Into Jail, DVDumbass & Cole Siebler

    Here’s what you missed on Tuesday’s show:

  • Pants Free Pool, Shaq-Fu & School Supply Drivin'

    It's Monday, but that doesn't stop us from an action packed show, or does it?

  • Life Lessons, Crispin Glover & Song Fights

    So, it's Friday which means a short and sweet blog today so you can carry on with your day and weekend.

  • Dairy Queen, Chef Anne Burrell & Total Recall

    The most important thing you should know about today is to go eat a Blizzard from Dairy Queen. Not only will you enjoy a cold delicious treat, but you will be helping out children in need. Miracle Treat Day is today only, where $1 of every Blizzard purchased at participation Dairy Queen locations goes towards helping local children through the Children's Miracle Network. Even if you just RSVP to the event invite below, DQ will donate an extra $1 to the cause, up to $50,000. Join us today!

  • Floating Sex Dolls, DVDumbass & Teddy Bears

    Today we jumped over to China where officers took the scene of a woman floating face down in the river. It took more than 40 minutes, 18 police officers and over 1,000 spectators to rescue the “ woman”. Well, it turns out it was not a woman, but just a blow up sex doll. Oh China and their sex toys. The best part of the story is the fact that when the doll was revealed to the crowd, parents covered the eyes of their children and walked away. Yet, had it been an actual woman it would have been just fine for the kids to observe? Nonsense.

  • French Fry Bandits, Boise Hawks & Papa Roach

    Today on the show we learned that Olympic gold medals are actually made out of 93% silver, as solid gold has not been given out since the 1912 Olympics. We also learned that Pat Reilly coined the phrase "threepeat", not Phil Jackson and that the slogan for Fosters beer is, "Fosters: Australian for beer" and has nothing to do with chainsaws.

  • Karaoke Killer, Big J's Punch & Batman

    Let’s cruise over to Shingletown, California where William Henry landed himself in jail on Friday night for shooting his son when he became angry at his son’s karaoke song selection. To William’s defense, his son chose to sing Katy Perry’s “ I Kissed a Girl” more than just once. Booked on attempted murder and assault, William is now being held on $75,000 bond. Well, next time I crash the karaoke bar, I will be sticking to Britney Spears courtesy of William Henry.

  • Life Lessons, Mike Nelson & Jerry's State Court Cafe

    Mike Nelson of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 and RiffTrax joined us on the show today. Curious as to what he’s been up to lately? Find out right here.

  • Pee Wee Pullin', UFC 149 & Zombies

    Poor, poor Fred Willard. The 78 year old actor was busted last night at Tiki Adult Theatre in Hollwood as he was caught full handed with his pants down. In case you are interested, he was watching one of the following three movies: Follow Me 2, a parody of The Client List, or Step Dad #2. Willard was booked and released after literally “pulling” an ol’ fashioned Pee Wee Herman. The best part of the story is that his next movie is a comedy entitled The Yank. No joke.

  • Trouser Snakes, Comic-Con & Hellyeah!

    Let’s take a jump over to Nashville, Tennessee for a moment where Henry Baker got himself into a bit of trouble on Monday for murdering and then attempting to bury his father in the backyard. Why would someone do this you ask? Well, it just so occurred that Henry had been sleeping with his adoptive mother who was only five years older than him and had a child with her while she was still birthing children with Henry’s father. Wow, that #$@% makes Jerry Springer look like Sesame Street.

  • The Hoff, Rage & Kristin McGrath

    Happy Birthday Hoff! David Hasselhoff turns 60 today and was our bad impression this week. Today on the show we learned about a lady from Connecticut named Sandra who became so angry with her husband about paying bills that she stabbed a potato peeler right through his arm. Not just a poke, but through his arm. Now that’s some rage. I wonder what bill they will be arguing about next? Have fun paying that $20,000 bail as she is being held in prison and charged with second-degree assault. I think the punishment should be set higher considering this whole incident took place in front of their two children. Just a thought. Speaking of rage, a group of passengers became stranded at a Shanghai airport for three days due to “mechanical issues” on the airplane. The passengers became upset and caused a bit of ruckus before the flight finally resumed and each passenger was offered a full refund and $1,000 off future travels. Smart move considering they will probably all be opposed to flying the same airline again. Not to mention, since when is there a shortage of airplanes, especially at a very large airport in China? Anyways, we also sat down with recent 2012 Twilight Criterium winner, Kristin McGrath. Kristin moved to Boise this past winter and has been training with Olympic gold medalist, Kristin Armstrong. She is proof that hard work and determination can pay off. Check out the interview here: http://www.xrock.com/morningafter/podcasts/ The last area of business for the day is your new Cage Match winner. New Medicine returned against Candlelight Red seeking win #5, but fell short by just a few votes.

  • Cat Mayors, Face Punching & Cage Match

    Case of the Mondays anyone? Of course we launched our Monday with another bath salt story. What is it with people and bath salts? Do you like eating faces? Wouldn’t you rather just play Xbox? I mean, come on already! I’d rather move to Talkeetna, Alaska where the mayor is a cat. Yes, Stubs the cat is the honorary mayor of this town of 876 residents (not sure if that figure includes Stubs or not). If you had tuned into the show, you would already know this vital information. While Big J enjoys his Honeymoon in California (and possibly becoming a famous beard double in Hollywood), Nic did some face punching today. A big ol’ right hook to all you motorcycle dudes with the Mohawk helmets. Assuming you have a hawk on your helmet to make you look more “edge”, I am just taking a stab in the dark here, but I can probably put money on the fact that you bought that motorcycle to improve your “manly” image or to get chicks. Let us know how that hawk works out for you. Well, while we’re at it, how about throwing the left punch to all the bath salt people as well. Knock it off with that crap! I guess on the other hand, it does give us some content for the show, but still, come the @#%$ on. Anyways, onto Cage Match. Your two day Champion, New Medicine, took on a brand new song from Green Day and won without a flinch. Tomorrow, they will be back and so will we.

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Monday -  Happy Birthday Rob Halford AND Gene Simmons!  Anj wins with KISS Detroit Rock City beating Big J and his JP choice of Diamonds and Rust.  Detroit Baby!

Tuesday -  Scott Weiland in JAIL?!  No it was a damn impersonator. Nice try dude.  Best Scott Weiland songs...Big J takes an easy win with the Xsession acoustic version of Interstate Love song beating Anj's bad ass choice of Crackerman. 

Wednesday - Happy 7th Birthday Morning After!! Songs from 2007 Stone Sour Ziizzek Road beats out Operator Soul Crusher.  7 MORE YEARS!!

Thursday -  Happy Birtday Jack Black!  We war to you, you rock God.  Your super awesome Tenacious D song for the ladies, F*** her Gently scores Anj a win over Big J's choice of Tribute.  

Friday - BSU lost their first game last night and emotions are high.  Big J wins with his tricky move of pulling out a new THC song Monster beating Anj's choice of the classic Journey, Don't Stop Believeing.  Eitherway Bronco nation stay strong, bring out the monster and don't stop believeing!

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