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Big J's new addiction, Gene Simmons and spider bombs

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 Once again Big J finds himself punching himself in the face!  He has found himself addicted to a mobile game that is consuming him! He can't put it down, he is exhausting himself AND he has spent MONEY on it!  He claims it's not Candy Crush but it is.  Marvel Puzzle Quest my ass.  It's Candy Crush. 

 

Rumors were floating around that Gene Simmons pissed himself on stage.  Not true.  While he may poo money, he did not piss himself. The record has been set straight. 

 Wgth >  There are fewer things more ENRAGING than having a dirty 8 legged demon suddenly appear in your home.  Spiders suck and do not belong indoors BUT burning your house down is not necessary to get rid of them.  As 34 year old Ginny found out, throwing burning towels at them will do more damage than just grabbing a shoe and smashing the living s*@t out them.   


 

 

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Nic - III   Big J - II

Monday -Holy Bleep its cold out!  Let's try to warm things up with a HOT rock war...Big J loses the first war of the week with his selection of Kid Rock So Hot getting beat out by Nic's choice of Juliette and The Licks Hot Kiss. 

Tuesday - Happy Birthday Nirvana Unplugged in New York!  This rock war is for you and considering how amazing this album was it is fitting that it ended in a tie between Big J's choice of All Apologies and Nic's choice of Lake of Fire.  There needs to be a winner so it must go to All Apologies. 

Wednesday -  Wanna fight like the one that broke out at the Pacers v Pistons game10 years ago? Let's do it.  Big J wins with the classic choice of Drowning Pool Step Up beating Nic's choice of Volbeat Warriors Call.

Thursday -  WE ARE SO F*ING SICK OF THIS SNOW!  We need to express our hatred about it with a song fight to feel better. Big J wins this one with GWAR Go to Hell beating Nic's KORN Leave me Alone!  Enough snow already.   

Friday -   We've been trying to get Steel Panther to come here for a long time and now it's finally happening! Let's celebrate the music that is Steel Panther.  Nic wins with Community Property beating J's choice of 17 Girls in a row.  Gonna be a great show WHOO HOO!!

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