Halestorm, Top Ten List and Monster Beef
Here’s what you missed on Wednesday:
Today’s Bad Impression comes courtesy of Eddie Murphy. He’s in the news because a new “Beverly Hills Cop” television series has been green lit. That should be interesting.
Morning After News: after a seven-run ninth inning, the Boise Hawks beat Yakima 11-5 last night to force a game 3 in the playoff series. The New York Giants will face the Dallas Cowboys tonight as the NFL regular season finally kicks off tonight on NBC. The beautiful Lzzy Hale will be in town on November 21st as her band, Halestorm, opens up for Alice Cooper at the Revolution Events Center. Grab your tickets to that show right here.
Another Florida adventure of fun went down today. After a few months of marriage, a couple over in Florida (of course) decided it was time to add some sparks to their relationship and embark on a three-way. So, they did what anyone looking for some ménage action would do and cruised down to the local bar. From there, they managed to pick up a 24-year old woman and then brought her back to the home front. Everything was going great when the wife fell asleep and woke up to find her husband trying to get it in the other women. That’s when she grabbed a loaded revolver and blasted it off into the ceiling. As he tried snatching the gun from her hand, a few more rounds fired off into the wall. The third wheel finally decided to call the police and the couple was thrown in jail. You know, happily ever after, just like all three ways should come to an end.
Last night, Big J had the luxury of enjoying a full dose of Zac Efron from the comforts of his very own couch. As expected, it was Big J torture, but the wife loved it and tried forcing him to admit that Zac Efron is actually a good actor, which he ended up doing on the show today.
Important Stuff: more than half of men admit that women pick out their outfits for the upcoming day. One in six say they do not care what they look like when they leave the house and one in three say it only takes two minutes to get dressed. In sports, the Boise State football team has dropped out of the Top 25 in the AP Poll (lingering at #26), but still hang on at #25 in the USA Today Poll. Corey Taylor recently spoke a bit about Knot Fest and says he would like to see Slayer, KoRn and even a White Zombie reunion at the next festival.
MSNBC came up with list of the Top Ten things that might come to be obsolete. The list goes something like this: 10. Cameras, 9. Cash, 8. Yellow Pages, 7. Marijuana bans, 6. Flip phones, 5. Landlines, 4. Keyboards, 3. Magazines, 2. Newspapers and 1. Tanning beds.
Random Headlines: In Minnesota, the Black Bear resort decided to create the world's largest hamburger. The beef monster measured in at over ten feet in diameter, weighing a whole ton, which included 60 pounds of bacon. It took 4 hours to cook the patty all the way through and a crane was used to flip the burger. Lastly, during a typical televised small news story in Arkansas, all was going smooth until a 22-year-old walked out of the woods completely naked after taking bath salts.
Fresh off win #1, All That Remains battled back against a new tune from Taproot. Your Champion remains your Champion yet another day with their song "Stand Up." Tomorrow they will face a new track from Smashing Pumpkins.
Join us tomorrow as we chat with the Host of Wipeout, John Henson. You might remember him from Talk Soup back in the day. We also have more stuff to give away and more things to talk about.