Cat Mayors, Face Punching & Cage Match
Case of the Mondays anyone? Of course we launched our Monday with another bath salt story. What is it with people and bath salts? Do you like eating faces? Wouldn’t you rather just play Xbox? I mean, come on already! I’d rather move to Talkeetna, Alaska where the mayor is a cat. Yes, Stubs the cat is the honorary mayor of this town of 876 residents (not sure if that figure includes Stubs or not). If you had tuned into the show, you would already know this vital information. While Big J enjoys his Honeymoon in California (and possibly becoming a famous beard double in Hollywood), Nic did some face punching today. A big ol’ right hook to all you motorcycle dudes with the Mohawk helmets. Assuming you have a hawk on your helmet to make you look more “edge”, I am just taking a stab in the dark here, but I can probably put money on the fact that you bought that motorcycle to improve your “manly” image or to get chicks. Let us know how that hawk works out for you. Well, while we’re at it, how about throwing the left punch to all the bath salt people as well. Knock it off with that crap! I guess on the other hand, it does give us some content for the show, but still, come the @#%$ on. Anyways, onto Cage Match. Your two day Champion, New Medicine, took on a brand new song from Green Day and won without a flinch. Tomorrow, they will be back and so will we.
Tune in Tuesday as New Medicine returns for another throw down and more chances to win neat things. That is all. Enjoy your Monday!